January 2012
I wish someone would keep me up. I'm soooooooo...
Watchjohnnynothumbs:
gnarltonbanks:
I can’t control my tears.
treadmill ballets, the next big thing
Reblog If Your Bringing In The New Year On Tumblr!
if I can stay up… -__-
BITCH PLEASE, YOUR ATTITUDE WON'T MAGICALLY CHANGE...
drownedindiamonds:
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
IDK if ima make it to 12...I reaally don't lol
Reblog if you have more than 1 follower.
mylifeasskylar:
Tumblr famous in this bitch
December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
When your teachers extends a due date
thefunniestpost:
Watchtyleroakley:
sle4zy:
There was a little kid on the bus singing Someone Like You very badly, so I recorded it. Have fun looking at my face the whole time, by the way.
Watchdolphinkid45:
RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.